May the Best Monster Win

Election day is finally here, and if you haven't already voted yet, just remember as you head off to the polls, if you can't decide between either of the two main candidates, there's always the third alternative: Steve D'Monster.

Of course, we do acknowledge that as of last week, another furry little monster has decided he wants to be the first monster president as well: namely, Elmo, the precious, red, three-year-old monster from Sesame Street, currently starring in Elmo: The Musical. We here at the Joseph Scarbrough Universe don't like to play those same, old, tired political cards, which is why we wouldn't think of slandering the opponents with any kind of negative and/or hateful propaganda to persuade you otherwise, it all comes down to the matter of who you feel is the best man... err, monster... for the job; however, because of the position of our campaign camp, we pretty much have to say, if there is one monster you would vote for, make that monster Steve D'Monster. And remember, Steve doesn't want to kill PBS, because his roots were planted at PBS.

Don't Forget to Vote for Steve!

Today marks the first day of early voting, and as such, I'm sure a number of you will be heading out to the voting booths, maybe this weekend, maybe earlier, maybe later, whenever... so this is just a reminder, before you head out to cast your ballots, are you still having trouble deciding on a candidate? Don't particularly care for either party's representative? Well then, there's still Steve D'Monster, and he's really counting on some support, so why not just scribble in his name in that little box that says, "Write-In" on the ballot, and remember this important little question: "Ask not what STEVE can do for YOU but what YOU can do for STEVE!"

Steve D'Monster for 2012

The 2012 elections are fast approaching, which means, it will almost be time for you vote for who you think should be our next president, but are you having trouble making such an important decision? Are you torn between where our candidates stand on various different issues, mainly because they spend more time bashing their opponents as opposed to actually telling you what they stand for? Can you not decide who seems to be the better choice to earn your vote, because they try to convince you to not vote for the other person? Do you need a second, third, or even a fourth opinion from someone else? Then look no further! As of today, Steve D'Monster has announced his run for presidency, and he is certainly counting on you to show your support by casting your vote for him on the ballots and at the voting booths.

Of course, we know you need assurance that a candidate is capable of handling the job of taking charge of an entire country, plus foreign affairs, which is exactly why Steve took the liberty of launching his campaign advertising:


So help make a little monster's dream come true, and vote Steve D'Monster for 2012 today! Or whenever it is you'll be heading off to vote.