Twas the Night Before Christmas: Scarbrough Style

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the world,
Not a creature was stirring, not even three squirrels.
There was no chimney, so the stockings were hung on the wall,
And the tree was decorated with bright lights and round balls.
But lurking near the tree, the one who wouldn't leave,
Was a small monster by the name of Steve.
"I can't wait to see Santa; I hope he comes soon,
I've been waiting to meet him since this afternoon!"
At that moment, there came a strange growl,
Steve's tummy was empty from his little night prowl.
The thumbprint cookies were the only thing in sight,
But Steve was then met with a plight.
Santa's understanding, no need for a quibble,
Surely he wouldn't mind if Steve had one nibble.
The cookies were good, they were so yummy,
Steve wanted to put more in his tummy.
He ate some more cookies, his mouth full of fun,
He paused to say, "When it comes to thumbprint cookies, you can't eat just one!"
As the night grew on, and Steve's eyes grew weak,
He took to the couch, hoping to still sneak a peek.
Later still, as Steve fell into a doze,
By the tree, St. Nick appeared, with his finger aside of his nose.
The jovial fellow reached down for a sweet,
Only to find Steve had already eaten his treat.
Santa knew Steve was a good kid, and didn't mean to be messin',
But he also knew he needed a lesson.
Santa filled the stockings, to fulfill each Christmas wish,
In Steve's stocking he left a fresh Christmas... fish.
Just as he came in, the way he did so,
Santa left, with a merry, "Ho-ho-hoooo!"
Darkness turned to light, no alarm or warning,
Steve lifted his head and realized, "It's Christmas morning!"
He raced to his stocking to see what Santa did bring,
Only to find this fishy something.
Steve took one look, and pondered, "How could this be?
I wonder if it's because I ate Santa's cookies."
Merry Christmas to all, enjoy your hoopla,
As for Steve... "Maybe next year I should celebrate Hanukkah."  

Ella the Elf Returns

Only this time, she's on Steve's turf, instead of the other way around.

For those who don't remember, Ella the Elf is Santa Claus' Head Elf In Charge Of Stuff up at the North Pole; last year, Steve was selected to stand on duty keeping an eye on the Santa Radar Tracker System as Santa makes his journey across the globe, delivering presents to all the good lil' boys and girls over the world.

Well, that's what was supposed to happen any way, as this six-part special, entitled Steve's Inefficient Christmas, was never able to reach the production stages due to an overwhelming number of technical difficulties. At any rate, Ella the Elf is making another appearance in this year's latest Christmas entry... so, what exactly is going on here? Well, why don't you just click the play button on the player below, and see for yourself?

O Christmas Tree

Join in on the Christmas festivities, as Steve goes out into the woods to cut down his own Christmas Tree... what could possibly go wrong?

Happy Thanksgiving

Can Food Drives

Dearest reader, and/or subscriber, I'm sure you have seen Steve's failed attempts to contribute to a local Thanksgiving can food drive, if not, you can, of course, see it embedded below:


However, at this point in time, I would like to take the time to make this special, serious entry: first of all, Steve clearly isn't quite aware just what the concept of these can food drives are, mainly because he's an idiot, and doesn't know any better. On the other hand, most of us are well aware that the purpose of these drives are to ensure that everybody is given their fair share of a plentiful feast on Thanksgiving day - specifically, those who are less fortunate. While you may enjoy a big, hearty meal of turkey, stuffing, cresant rolls, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, among other goodies, remember, that some people do not get to enjoy such a meal on Thanksgiving, which is why we have can food drives, and other forms of charity, such as Second Harvest, for the occasion.

Thanksgiving isn't a holiday all about eating, it's about taking the time to count your blessings, and be thankful for the things you have in life, and for some people, just a meal would be a tremendous blessing to be thankful for. Please show others that you care, donate what you can to any of your local can drives, or charities, and help give other people a chance to have a happy Thanksgiving as well.

Steve Goes Trick-or-Treating

Steve manages to put together a costume at the last minute to go trick-or-treating for Halloween... who will he be going trick-or-treating as? Your guess is as good as ours.

Down in the Basement

The 2012 Steve D'Monster Holiday Fest on YouTube kicks off today with our first holiday video of the season, as Steve ventures down into a dark, and scary basement to retrieve a new jar of peanut butter... but what else could be down there waiting for him? One can never tell with basements, which is why we advise you to watch at your own risk, and/or judgement.

The 2012 Steve D'Monster Holiday Fest!

That's right, this year, Steve's getting himself into all kinds of mischief this holiday season, in a series of all-new videos, produced especially for the holiday season! Be sure you're subscribed to our YouTube channel so you won't miss out on all the laughs and mayhem that will befall Steve as he celebrates Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas!