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Joseph Scarbrough launched what he called "The Scarblog" as a way of cataloging his work over the years, as well as going into greater detail of things on his mind (known as "Unfinished Thoughts").

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Steve D'Monster's Birthday

Steve was "born to the world" (well, Knoxville anyway) on August 9, 2004 for a PBS pledge drive. Character-wise, he will forever be a four-year-old monster, but in actuality, it's been just a little over half a decade since he was first built, but again, it took several alterations/modifications over a few years before he looked the way he does today.

Thanks to YouTube though, his "fanbase" so-to-speak has grown a bit more, and it's really cool to hear people talk about how much they love him, even his fan girls, which is going to go to his head, I'm sure; I'm glad people out there genuinely get a kick out of his antics, which don't seem too amusing to me personally (but then again, maybe it's because I'm the one who's actually writing this stuff, lol). Again, since Steve's "debut" was on August 9, 2004, I decided to make August 9 his birthday, and now, without further ado, here's a little Steve bio written in Sesame Street Unpaved style...

STEVE
BORN:
August 9 (Leo)
Like a lot of Leos, Steve is a natural-born leader... well, in his own mind, at least - but like other Leos, Steve is proud of himself, even if he doesn't really do anything, so long as all the world basks in his glory, while he basks in the limelight. He shares his sign with Arnold Schwartzenegger (whose had his share of the limelight), Martha Stewart (who likes to be in the limelight as well), and Billy Bob Thornton (who can be a real monster if you upset him).
VOICE AND PUPPETRY: Joseph Scarbrough
SCIENTIFIC NAME: Primacus donnacus
QUOTE: "Monsters are people, too."
PHILOSPHY: You gotta follow your star.
FAVORITE SONGS: "Larger than Life"; "Monster in the Mirror"; "What's Up, C'Mon"
BEST FRIEND: Bethany Crystal
LIKES: Chicks; corn dogs; chicks; being the center of attention; chicks; girls; and chick
DISLIKES: Rejection; being upstaged; when someone calls him "Stevie"
HOBBIES: He's willing to try anything once, but if he gets hurt, he won't try it again.

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