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Joseph Scarbrough launched what he called "The Scarblog" as a way of cataloging his work over the years, as well as going into greater detail of things on his mind (known as "Unfinished Thoughts").

Character Bios

Below is a comprehensive list of the assorted puppets and characters that populate The Joseph Scarbrough Universe.

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  • Bethany Crystal

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  • Dr. Charmin

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  • Easter Egg
  • Ella the Elf

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  • Female Sprite

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  • Goofy Idiot Sidekick

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  • Jasper
  • Jennifer Squirrel
  • Julie Squirrel
  • Justine Squirrel

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  • Laura
  • Levana

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  • Male Sprite

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  • Sigfred LeRoy
  • Steve D’Monster

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  • Vampire Hunter

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    Name: Bethany Crystal
    Birthday: May 25 (Gemini)
    Age: 4 1/2
    Voice and puppetry: Kendra Dee (understudy)
    Interests: Playing soccer; catching bugs; playing challenging games
    Bio: Sweet, kind-hearted, sensible, and level-headed, Bethany is just about the only one who can keep her bestest buddy, Steve, in line; the kind of girl who will use her brain to get out the situations that she's dragged into, unlike Steve, who usually makes things worse. As well, Bethany isn't nearly as bothered by The Squirrely Squirrels as much as Steve is, though she does her best to avoid them and their antics anyway. We would also like to point out that she was intended to be "Bethany" before that Frankel chick came along.


    Name: Dr. Charmin
    Birthday: February 16 (Aquarius)
    Age: Early-to-mid 30s
    Bio: Visit The Vampire Girl Site


    Name: Easter Egg
    Birthday: Unknown
    Age: Unknown
    Puppetry: Random
    Interests: Unkown
    Bio: Don't blink, or you'll miss this mysterious bespectacled young lady, who seems to like to just come and go as she pleases. Then again, even if you don't blink, you shouldn't expect much, she never gets to say anything, anyway.


    Name: Ella the Elf
    Birthday: Sometime in July (Cancer)
    Age: Unknown, but estimated to be in her early 100s
    Voice and puppetry: Angela Altomare
    Interests: Effeciency; tinkering; hard work; improving Santa's workshop; Zooey Deschanel
    Bio: Ella is the younger sister of countless older brothers, all of whom went into early careers in toymaking - Ella, on the other hand, took up shop, so there could be somebody handy in the household. Because of her hardwork and dedication, she eventually saw her way to becoming Santa's Head Elf in Charge of Stuff, a position that she takes very seriously (especially since she's the second lady elf to hold it). Unlike your traditional Christmas elves, Ella has a tendency to be snide, snarky, sarcastic, and easily flustered.


    Name: Female Sprite
    Birthday: Sometime in September (Virgo)
    Age: Centuries
    Voice and puppetry: Cynthia Rush
    Interests: Dreams; astral projection; creative visualization
    Bio: A Dream Sprite from Cloud Nine, she is often dispatched to people who suffer from their own nightmares to help eliminate them; she prefers to utilize relaxation methods, such as creative visualizing, pleasant memories, and warm milk.


    Name: Goofy Idiot Sidekick
    Birthday: June 13 (Gemini)
    Age: 21
    Interests: Video games; food
    Bio: Visit The Vampire Girl Site


    Name: Jasper
    Birthday: December 29 (Capricorn)
    Voice and puppetry: Joseph Scarbrough
    Interests: Buying; selling; hustling; vending; trading
    Bio: No matter what you need, when you need it, Jasper is always on hand to sell you exactly what it is you need... or, as close to what you need as he can get his own hands on... or, you know what? You shouldn't buy anything from him anyway, he's probably just going to rip you off.


    Name: Jennifer Squirrel
    Birthday: July 15 (Cancer)
    Age: 6
    Interests: Scheming; instigating trouble; pestering Steve and Bethany
    Bio: The oldest sister of The Squirrely Squirrels, Jennifer has self-appointed herself the ringleader of her little group, and as such, is the one who likes to come up with all sorts of schemes that range from pestering Steve and Bethany (or as she refers to them, "Stringbean" and "Bluey"), to TPing cars in the store parking lots. Although her schemes almost always backfire, she never lets it dampen her spirit, she's got other plans up her little sleeves.


    Name: Julie Squirrel
    Birthday: July 15 (Cancer)
    Age: 6
    Interests: Anything and everything that pops up on the spur of the moment; pestering Steve and Bethany
    Bio: The middle sister of The Squirrely Squirrels, Julie is hyper and eager, with the most obnoxious chuckle that will make you cringe. It's hard to get Julie to sit still, and as such, she often will start putting Jennifer's plans into action before she even has the chance to finish explaining them. She probably has fallen out of the tree one too many times.


    Name: Justine Squirrel
    Birthday: July 15 (Cancer)
    Age: 6
    Interests: Observing catastrophes; nitpicking; pestering Steve and Bethany
    Bio: The youngest sister of The Squirrely Squirrels, Justine is "silent, but deadly"; she prefers to step aside, and watch the action unfold, because she knows all too well that Jennifer's schemes are bound to backfire, anyway. That doesn't stop her from formulating schemes of her own, as well.


    Name: Laura
    Birthday: April 29 (Taurus)
    Age: 34
    Bio: Visit The Vampire Girl Site


    Name: Levana
    Birthday: Unknown, possibly the month of October (Libra or Scorpio)
    Age: Unknown, in mortal years, possibly early 20s.
    Bio: Visit The Vampire Girl Site


    Name: Male Sprite
    Birthday: Sometime in September (Virgo)
    Age: Centuries
    Voice and puppetry: Joseph Scarbrough
    Interests: Dreams; astral projection; large mallets
    Bio: A Dream Sprite from Cloud Nine, he is often dispatched to people who suffer from their own nightmares to help eliminate them; he prefers to get his clients to fall into as deep a sleep as possible, particularly insomniacs.


    Name: Sigfred LeRoy
    Birthday: Unknown
    Age: Unknown
    Bio: Visit The Vampire Girl Site


    Name: Steve D'Monster
    Birthday: August 9 (Leo)
    Age: 4
    Voice and puppetry: Joseph Scarbrough
    Interests: Chicks; corn dogs; chicks; being the center of attention; chicks; accepting adventures; chicks
    Bio: Steve is the glue that holds The Joseph Scarbrough Universe together, and he lets it go to his head; feeling that the entire world revolves around him, Steve's ego can occasionally get in the way, when he's not busy being the psuedo-adventurous four-year-old kid that he is. However, sometimes the stunts Steve likes to try and pull ofter result in disaster, which is why his bestest buddy Bethany is the only who will put up with him; not that he minds, he likes any female by his side, so long as the females aren't The Squirrely Squirrels.


    Name: Vampire Hunter
    Birthday: December 22 (Capricorn)
    Age: 48
    Bio: Visit The Vampire Girl Site