|Original artwork from STEVE'S INEFFICIENT CHRISTMAS|
So, without further ado, here's the script for part one of the six part special.
STEVE’S INEFFICIENT CHRISTMAS – PART 1
INT. SANTA’S HEADQUARTERS – NIGHT
Steve is happily munching from a plate of thumbprint cookies, as he stands by with the Santa Radar Tracker System fired up in the background; the system helps the elves back at Santa’s Workshop keep track of Santa’s exact location during his flight across the globe on Christmas Eve. As Steve is munching, he glances towards the viewer.
Oh! Hey everybody! I’m on duty here at Santa’s Headquarters, at the North Pole! Can you believe that?! Every year, they select some average guy to help watch this Santa Radar Tracker System that keeps track of where Santa is on Christmas Eve… and guess what? This year… I’m the average guy they selected to do that isn’t that awesome?! Anyway, this whole thing behind me is the Santa Radar Tracker System, this is how everybody is able to know exactly where Santa is as he delivers presents to all us good lil’ boys and girls on Christmas Eve (Turns and faces Map Screen) and right now, he’s… uh… it looks like he’s… well, I think he’s at… I believe he’s just passing through… uh… uh… gee… I… I’m not even really sure how to figure this thing out and… (Gasps) Oh no! If I can’t read this thing, that means I can’t tell where Santa is! And if I can’t tell where Santa is, then nobody will know where Santa is! And if nobody knows where Santa is, that means Santa’s lost! And if Santa’s lost, that means no presents for all us good little boys and girls tonight! This is a catastrophe! What are we gonna do?! (Calls out) HELP! HELP! SOMEONE HELP! SANTA’S LOST! HELLLLP!!!